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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 02:15

What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?